dragonofthesand

I didn't realize I hadn't posted this here.  Old humor fic! Part III:  Assassins Do Not Play Flutes We Are Now a Trilogy! By Ariel Description: Entreri and Jarlaxle experience extreme fallout from their previous adventure.  Situational Humor, Wackiness, and Insanity. Vaguely plotless. Disclaimer: These two mercenaries belong to R.A. Salvatore and Wizards of the Coast. It is not my intention to trample any copyrights. No profit is being made; I'm stuck with Ramen and rice. A/N: More insanity! No, this is not slash or even slash related—don't get confused by the dress or its resulting problems. 

The figure slumped on the ground was very still, even when someone straddled the prone form and shook her shoulder roughly. Technically you weren’t supposed to move an unconscious person like that, but the brunette woman knew it wouldn’t make a difference in this instance. “Jo… Jo…Merde mi sol, I didn’t hit you that hard, did I?” The blonde didn’t move a muscle, save for the deep, even breathing. Not even a twitch from the limbs strewn uncomfortably about on the hard-packed dirt. A few more seconds of shaking, and Eliot began to get worried. She rolled the lanky blonde onto her back and pat

---Blood Consort: A Sneak Preview--- Author's Notes: For those of you who remembered me mentioning a certain 'Halloween Special', here is a nice little prologue for the upcoming [Reader x Vampire!SnKBoys] series that I have planned… stuff still subject to change, but I think you might like it nonetheless. Setting is modern urban. Despite the intriguing backstory, the storyline is actually quite simple and lighthearted at some points. See if you can figure out the basic premise. X3 Multiple paths available revolving around the SnKBoys (Maybe girls too if there is interest) X3 More information to come soon! Information Currently Discl